This made me chuckle (Again, GPT-3) and not related to NaNoGenMo:

Prompt: “LinkedIn profile for a fantasy king that is proud of the castle and churches he built but wants to downplay the poverty of the peasants”

My name is King John the Good, and I am the proud ruler of the castle and churches of Camelot. I have worked hard to build these structures, and I am proud of them. However, I do not wish to downplay the poverty of the peasants who live in my kingdom. I have done everything I can to help them, and I will continue to do so. I hope that my example will inspire other rulers to do the same.